Status · gotnerfed · gotnerfed

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CORE SYSTEMS · OPERATIONALAll systems normal10 of 10 user-facing services healthy. 0 optional integrations are unconfigured (graceful no-op) and don't affect site availability.

UPTIME · 30D100.00%across user-facing services

RESPONSE · P95—not measured at this tier

LAST INCIDENT—none in 30d

NEXT PRICING SCAN09:25:0214:00 UTC daily

last checked 0s ago·refresh auto · 60s·checks run inside Vercel·history retained 90 days

§ 01SERVICES10

OPERATIONAL· 10

Public site (gotnerfed.com)Next.js 15 + Vercel edge + ISR

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

Public API v1/api/v1/health · tier-aware rate limits

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

RSS feed/feed.xml · regenerates every 60s

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

Anthropic Haiku 4.5 (classifier)AI Jury classification active · falls back to heuristic if rate-limited

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

Resend (transactional email)magic-link sign-in + weekly digest delivery

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

Bluesky botauto-broadcasts critical/major receipts

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

Upstash Redis (KV cache)cron logs + sentiment snapshots + rate-limit counters

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

Postgres (Better-Auth + subscriptions)auth + Stripe sub state + watchlist + webhook registry

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

Stripe (paid subscriptions)paid-tier provisioning live · webhooks verified

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

Web push notificationsVAPID-signed delivery to subscribed clients

p95 · 1h—

OPERATIONAL

§ 02SCANNER CADENCE6

When the watchdog runsAll times UTC · current: 04:34:57 · next pricing scan in 9h 25m

NOW · 04:3414:00vendor pricing scanon-demandreddit sentiment scan

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14:00 UTCVendor pricing scan · daily across tracked vendorsin 9h 25m

on-demandReddit sentiment scan · Claude Haiku 4.5 · cached daily in KVon first vendor render

chainedWatchlist forecast alerts · fires after scan-vendors completesafter next scan

chainedGitHub alt-discovery · fires after scan-vendors on UTC Mondaysafter next Mon scan

on diffAI Jury classification · fires per detected diff via /api/jury/[id]event-driven

on receiptBluesky bot broadcast · fires on every critical/major receiptevent-driven

§ 03LIVE CRON HEALTH13

What actually ran in the last cycleEach cron writes a timestamp to KV on every successful run. Stale = missed its expected interval by 50%; down = missed by 200% or recorded a failure.

Vendor pricing scandaily 14:00 UTC · scan complete

14h agoHEALTHY

Reddit sentiment (on-demand)on-demand (inline cache) · 21 vendors snapshotted

88d agoHEALTHY

Watchlist forecast alertsdaily 14:30 UTC · 0 sent · 1 cooldown · 2 no-trigger · 0 no-email

14h agoHEALTHY

GitHub alt-discovery scanweekly Mon 09:00 UTC · scan complete

3d agoHEALTHY

Refresh alt star countsad-hoc / weekly · stars refreshed

3d agoHEALTHY

NerfBench leaderboarddaily (configurable) · 1 scored, 0 skipped · subset=fast · cursor rotated

14h agoHEALTHY

LiteLLM price diffdaily 14:00 UTC (chained) · diff complete · 3002 litellm

14h agoHEALTHY

Vendor blog announcementsdaily 14:00 UTC (chained) · 22/24 feeds ok, 10 new entries, 0 persisted, 0 releases (0 tweeted), 0 broadcast (2 flaky: perplexity,midjourney)

14h agoHEALTHY

Weekly forecast → Bluesky/Xweekly Sun 16:00 UTC · posted top 1: Gemini (Google)(93%)

4d agoHEALTHY

Freeze weekly Receipt issueweekly Mon 14:00 UTC (chained) · issue vol-i-issue-031 frozen - 1 receipts + broadcast queued

3d agoHEALTHY

Site health digest emailevery 2 days (chained) · 0 cron · 6 announce · emailed=false

14h agoHEALTHY

CD proxy rotationdaily (chained) · 0 rotated / 0 errored / 33 watches

14h agoHEALTHY

Weekly round-up postweekly Sun 16:00 UTC (chained) · draft · 20 events · 911w · gen=ok-5sec · emailed=true · tweeted=false

4d agoHEALTHY

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